Nobel Prize to a Saikorian

Many of our Saikorians have achieved great heights; to list a few of them 

Mr.D.Subba Rao (117) is now Governor of RBI, the highest ranking Government official amongst us Saikorians.

Wg Cdr MIK Reddy (1267) was awarded the highest Civilian National Adventure Award the TENZING NORGAY Award ( on lines with the ARJUNA AWARD ). For his role & contribution in the field of SKY DIVING.

Mastan Malli Babu (2136) was the first person to conquer all seven highest summits in seven continents in record time. He didn’t stop at that and he is still creating many new records.

There were many Saikorians who fought for our country in IPKF in Sri Lanka and Kargil war. And some have laid down their lives for the country, which I feel is the highest sacrifice one can make.

O.K. but that is one story, of Saikorians who have reached the top rung of the ladder, and that made me jealous, very jealous of them. Why should I be left behind, I too would like our fellow Saikorians to talk about my achievements.

Actually I am going to be very famous, world famous. I have invented something that would change the world. The Noble prize Organisation has considered my invention, but unfortunately they could not decide on which subject they should award me a Noble prize. Anyway, that is their problem and ultimately they will have to award me a Noble prize.

I have invented a ‘perpetual motion’ machine. It is a revolution in science. It is a machine that will go on and on and on without any fuel.

The scientific principal of that perpetual motion machine is very simple. ( I am revealing it only to our fellow Saikorians) It is based on two basic principals, which, no one can deny or contest to be wrong.

1.    When a Cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet.

2.    When toast of bread is dropped, it always lands buttered side down.

Therefore, if a slice of toast is strapped to a cat's back, buttered side up, and the animal is then dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning inches above the ground. The cat wanting to land on its feet and the toast on its buttered side and so this will have to go on and on forever. The mathematical calculations are so complex that they are referred to the super computer in the NASA. The results are expected soon.