Saikorian Radia Tapes

Radia Tapes

Niira Radia the high profile PR lady had a stint with some of our Saikorians too. She was lobbying for the successful conduct of Golden Jubilee of our School. So, when the CBI had to submit those taped conversations of her with many Politicians, Corporates, Bureaucrats and Journalists, these few tapes were left behind with them, because they were not relevant to 2G scam. I had to fish them out with great difficulty. I am presenting them to you to see how things are run. Those, who see humour, will see humour, those who don’t, I don’t care.

D.S

Niira Radia:      Hallo DS

D.S:                 Hallo Niira

N.R:                 Are you alright? You look tired.

D.S:                 No, No I just finished counting my money bundles today so a little upset.

N.R:                 Hows it going?

D.S:                 Ahh?

N.R:                 The Infrastructure thing.

D.S:                 Oh yeah, it is fine, but I am confused.

N.R:                 Confused?

D.S:                 First meeting they said it was a Gym, and then second they agreed upon a Multipurpose Block and the third meeting they said they wanted a Gym again.     

N.R:                 But finally Gym was decided No?

D.S:                 Yeah, but I spoke to RS today and he said they are coming up with something else now.

N.R:                 No.No don’t worry, I will talk to the leader and settle this issue soon. In fact I spoke to MVK just now and he said that Gym will stay.

D.S:                 Ok, Ok

N.R:                 You got a good team in you committee, do you want any one else?

D.S:                 It’s fine, I have good team and they are combining well to decide upon the plan, but they are fighting over the shape of the grills in the windows, so I had to step in and put my foot down.

N.R:                 You are in the Memorabilia committee also No? What’s up?

D.S:                 Yeah, I am fishing out old photographs from the School and making a good collection of them.

N.R:                 But Ravi was complaining that you lost some of his very important photographs, which he gave you?

D.S:                 AHHH that fellow, he always complains. In fact he is hoarding some old photographs of the school and refusing to give me.

N.R:                 Ok shall I talk to him?

D.S:                 Please.

N.R:                 Bye.

D.S:                 Bye

G.Kutumba Rao (GK)

Niira Radia:      Hallo Kutumb

GK:                 Hallo Niira

N.R:                 Did I disturb you?

GK:                 No, No I was mixing soda to my drinks, when you called.

N.R:                 How’s it going?

GK:                 You mean my drinks?

N.R:                 The Golden Jubilee thing.

GK                  Oh yeah, it is fine, but I am confused.

N.R:                 You are also confused? I spoke to DS and he said he too was.

GK:                 We have every thing planned in detail from letter A to Z about the Golden Jubilee on paper,  But getting funds from our saikorians is a big pain in the…… I shouldn’t say it here, my phone might be tapped.

N.R:                 But finally the ball is rolling No?

GK:                 Yeah, but I spoke to Narla today and he said they are still coming up with a new method of compilation of saikorians now. The activity chaps are yet to finalize their acts. The media chaps are asking for the sky.

N.R:                 No, No don’t worry, I will talk to the leader and settle this issue soon. In fact I spoke to Burkha Dutt and asked her to cover your event. I will talk to Vir Sangvi also today. They will do it cheap if I tell.

GK:                 Ok, Ok

N.R:                 You got a good team in all your committees, do you want any one else?

GK:                 It’s fine, I have good team and they are combining well. But all I want now is a lady secretary to help me.

N.R:                 Don’t you worry about that I will talk to leader about that and arrange one very good lady secretary.

GK:                 Please. She will be the secretary to the secretary.

N.R:                 (laughs) Bye.

GK:                 Bye. I'm myself, because whatever I'm, I'm.....  I never change my Originality! Because, I stopped aging many years ago.

Narla Saina (NS)

Niira Radia:      Hallo Narla

N.S:                 Hallo Niira

N.R:                 Did I disturb you?

N.S:                 No, No I just landed in Hyderabad; I was away on a private trip with my girl friend.

N.R:                 How’s it going?

N.S:                 You mean new honeymoon?

N.R:                 (laughs) The Golden Jubilee thing.

N.S:                 Oh yeah, it is fine, but I am confused.

N.R:                 You are also confused? I spoke to DS and he said he was too. GK too was confused.

N.S:                 I had made an extensive list of all saikorians, dead and alive.

N.R:                 Yeah, that’s why they are calling you saikorian data baser?

N.S:                 No, No Major Khurra is the official data baser, I am only assisting him. The dead saikorians are dead anyway, but those that are alive are not responding.

N.R:                 You have to poke them.

N.S:                 I am trying to poke them, but they are all acting dead. Why don’t you talk to some high profile saikorians and ask them to chip in their donations Niira?

N.R:                 Yeah No problem, I will talk to them and see what can be done.

N.S:                 Yeah, I guess that’s the best way to do it No?

N.R:                 Don’t you worry about that I will talk to them and the RBI Governor and see what can be done. By the way have you spoken to Niru recently? I tried contacting him but he was not available.

N.S:                 After all these rains recently, his seeds are in great demand, so he might be busy selling his seeds. And more so over he has a deadline to activate saikorian website by tomorrow.

N.R:                 Oh, that might be the reason.

N.S:                 Thanks Niira, I am banking on you. By the way are you free today.

N.R:                 (laughs) Bye. I have better things to do.

N.S:                 Bye.

U.Sekhar (US)

Niira Radia:      Hallo Sekhar

US:                  Hi! Niira

N.R:                 Are you free?

US:                  Absolutely, my wife is also away.

N.R:                 Can I come to your place?

US:                  Sure, sure you are most welcome.

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